Sammy Scaglione, 19, Stanford '16. Hipster music, cartoons, baseball etc. etc.
Anonymous said: how are things with your parents? now that they know has he met them yet or going too?
ideally he would meet them eventually, but that’s a really big step. I didn’t even bring a few long-term gf’s home. And as far as my parents, they tell me they’re still struggling with it, something about being protective parents and worrying about how i might be treated differently, parent stuff, but overall its a lot better! When i told me dad he was like “I kinda knew, with all the girl friends you have all i’d be thinking about doing is banging them all”
Anonymous said: how is your relationship perfect? I wish I had it perfect like yours.
Not perfect, just really really great! Don’t worry about being perfect, that’s for SAT scores
Anonymous said: are you in love? if you are what's it like?
Yeah I’m in love haha that sounds weird but it’s just really nice knowing there’s someone out there who would do anything for you. Plus being able to kiss your best friend isn’t half bad
Anonymous said: are you a virgin?
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]